Dear Santa- You are a BITCH ASS NIGGA!

Above is quoted from Riley Freeman (Support Quality TV- BOONDOCKS!)



Was talking about the BOONDOCKS cartoon that aired on Monday night a few weeks ago with a co-worker. We were both stuck on Riley's Dear Santa letter in which Riley was threatening to kill Santa for not delivering on a Xmas wish. My co-worker shared how when he was a kid he asked Santa for his mom to get a job so she can buy food for the house. That really put Xmas in context for me (I use to bitch extra hard about not getting that GI Joe with the "KUNG FU" GRIP). Our society, media, corp. American (illuminati if you believe in that) build up the holidays as a time to spend money you ain't got on people you really don't care about. Get deeper into debt for the sake of keeping up appearances. Smiling when you ain’t got nothing to smile about cause it XMAS!!!

So this Christmas/New Year- I am observing 1 hour of silence. ONE FULL HOUR of silence- NO TV, NO RADIO, NO NET, NO CELLY, just me and a chair- in recognition of

- People losing their homes due to mortgage crisis
- American soldiers losing their lives in a bogus war
- Katrina victims STILL waiting on the U.S Government to DO something
- Our civil liberties disappearing faster than the polar ice caps, faster than the rain forest
- Immigrants being unjustly deported
- The loss of innocence of our children (its not fun being a kid anymore)
- Lack of quality education that should be available to every American Citizen (born or naturalized)
- Ditto for healthcare
- Everyone falsely accused and imprisoned
- Every woman who has been held back, held down, abused and mistreated
- Every good cop who put their life on the line for greater good

and the list goes on and on.Make it a point this Holiday season, regardless of your race, religion, age- make it point to remember what is truly important. Your family & friends that were there where by your side through dark moments. Loved ones that reached out with a hand, or a hot plate of food, an ear to listen or even just a joke to make you smile. You are blessed to have them in your life. Do your part and be sure to pass that blessing forward when you can.

For example- you can pass this clip blog forward cause this clip is just too funny

R. Kelly- Going on trial for PISSING on some chick

5 years ago R. Kelly's "Golden Shower" fetish was exposed to the world. Homies legal team is serious to be pushing the trial back as long as they did. It is also well known that the young lady who was BATHED in his golden shower power did not and has not pressed charges.... So what is the harm? Seriously? Can't a dude piss on a willing chick without getting the law involved?

AND- I have to say it.......SHE DID NOT APPEAR TO HAVE A PROBLEM BEING PISSED ON??


RILEY FREEMAN OF THE BOONDOCKS- LISTEN TO THE MAN PREACH IT



CLASSIC DAVE CHAPPELL

THE END OF THE WORLD IS UPON US!

Well the end of the world for all the dumb asses who rely on T.V to raise their children.

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS (16 yr old sister of that wholesome Britney Spears) is PREGGO!!

And parents are "struggling to explain what is happening to their kids". I don't understand the difficulty in this. Parent struggling to explain how TV is not reality or how someone even a famous person can be promiscuous at a young age (aka WHORING ABOUT LIKE BIG SIS-HAHAH)

Didn't parents go through this already when Vanessa Hudgen's BEAVER was on full display all over the internet? Apparently that was Vanessa's method of getting a dude interested. Which in all honesty is quiet refreshing- just send out a pic of yourself buck naked. Also I like to add it was refreshing to see a Vanessa sporting a full BUSH, I would have never thought she was into the ultra natural look.


What even more interesting is that no one seems to be implicating the true source of all these problems- DISNEY & NICKELODEON both of which have been conspiring for years to earn the trust of the masses only to turn on them, like organized religion (but thats another post)

Im curious to see which parents are struggling with this. Because growing up TV personalities and athletes were never my role models. I, like many other people were taught that they were entertainers and provided simply that- entertainment.

Lynn Spears needed to beat both her daughters asses more often- and she should beat Jamie's ass now, cause she just lost a book deal about raising kids in pop culture (or some crap close to that) point being she cost her some serious $$

Rich & Bored?- Why not race a jet fighter?

There is a dude in the hood RIGHT THIS MOMENT- messing with his HONDA CIVIC swearing he can do better than the VEYRON

MAKE IT RAIN!!!!

What is it with every weather and traffic reporter on Hispanic news stations being these voluptuous big titted, big assed chicks. It’s like their job description says, “must have a D cups, size 36+ ass and be able to read queue cards”. You know damn well they didn’t study meteorology and damn it man, can I eat breakfast and watch the weather in the morning with out catching some damn wood. You can’t help but imagine these women reporting the weather naked or in their underwear. Perfect example of these busty weather women JACKIE GUERRIDO

and here is a fine example of her work.

Trailer- The Dark Knight !! (mark your calendars)

SMART CAR SMASHED @ 70 MPH!

This little car can take a beating.....but can you put some 20 inch DUBS on it ????

Beyonce, Still Thick?

Just saw this commercial with Beyonce and wow she is still looking good after turning hollywood.



JAY, what are you doing? Dude when are you going to impregnate this lady? I mean a no name dude already got Jessica Alba pregnant. Secure ya spot JAY! HAHA. But Jay has way to much money on the line. SMART MOVE JAY! As the Jessica Alba pregnancy showed us even YOU can get a celebrity pregnant.

Dumb Sh*t that Makes People Money

Originally this post was going to be about how it sucks that in this country you can get a college degree, have a job right out of college, work very hard while leading a legal income producing tax-paying existence yet still struggle to pay some damn bills. But then I saw this on Gizmodo and realized that America is the only country where a no talent idiot can do something so stupid it will make them money.



It’s funny that if you believe in your own gimmick hard enough you’ll get enough people to believe it and create a “MOVEMENT” and some one will pay you to keep doing that stupid thing you do. AWESOME.

Problem with this is now everyone thinks they are the next youtube star and no one wants to put in the work. At least your local hustler is putting the work on the corners to make his $$$$.

Social Site Idiots

So there are idiots/knuckle heads out there filming crime and posting it on social site (myspace, facebook, blogs, youtube, etc). Whatever the case may be dumb, bored and privileged kids have once again ruined something potentially good for the rest of us or just plain entertaining. Below are the pics of the DUMBASSES in this particular case.

A couple of things really rub me the wrong way about this case:

1. They were dumb enough to post this one these PUBLIC sites thinking it’s THIERSPACE and they can’t use that against them. Right, if you do dirt and advertise it like a DICK!!! you deserve to get caught.

Cops can easily use all this to put these kids away for good. I know this for sure because as a alumnus of PENN STATE UNIVERSITY, I saw many suffer the unforgiving power of the law. When Penn State beat Ohio State in a 2005 football game, students of PSU rushed the foot field and right after went home and PUBLISHED that they rushed the field on Facebook. Soon after cops used what was essentially an guilty list to arrest and prosecute everyone of those kids that published this on a, I’ll say it again, PUBLIC SITE.

In the case of the NYC train beatings these bored kids can go away for a long time. YET NO action has been taken WTF???!!!! This leads me to the next thing that really bothers me about this case.

2. Why are the punishments for these [white] kids a lot less severe than that of a the case of a after school beat down, JENA 6, that was not publicized on a social site, not recorded, was instigated by other factors, and where the kids had no prior history of violence. WTF???!!!!

Again just have to step back and ask yourself, “AM I THE ONE THAT’S CRAZY?!”

3. AND Finally, someone please tell me why these [WHITE] suburb kids BLOODS?! And ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME!

DAILY NEWS ARTICLE ON THE SOCIAL SITE IDIOTS. More info about their many other stupid moves can found as links on the right side of the site!