B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Bananas are a great food. They're loaded with vitamins and nutrients such as potassium which are great for your health. They're portable and don't require special packaging.

However to their detriment because they are shaped like a COCK they are also the most blatantly HOMOSEXUAL of all the fruits.

Its almost impossible for a man to eat a banana without looking like he is performing a BLOW JOB. It is also very GAY to have the bananas fibrous vein tissue (that most of us do not eat) dangle from your mouth like a CUM SHOT.

You almost have to lock yourself in a closet to eat a banana in peace. and of course there is a double standard in this, there is almost nothing as EROTIC as watching a woman eat a banana.

Just an observation that's all, excuse me while I go eat a banana in shame.





(Disclaimer- this is just an observation, not an attack on anyone's lifestyle or preferences in fruit)



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