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Wait This Serious Don't Hang Up
There are stories about crazy 911 calls where an idiot doing something completely ridiculous needs help. I always thought these were urban legends since I've never heard one. That is until yesterday.
Last night I attended happy hour with some co-workers and a former employee of the company met up with us. She came with a friend who's boyfriend happens to be a 911 operator. After several drinks and conversations this girls tells us her boyfriend sent her a voice mail about a ridiculous 911 call and proceeded to play the audio for us. Now this is illegal but after I explain the call you know its worth it to share.
The 911 call came from a 19 year old girl in a motel some where in up state new york. Knowing that her story may sound bogus the first words to the 911 operator were "PLEASE DON'T HANG UP THIS IS SERIOUS!" The girl then proceeds to explain that she is in a motel with a DILDO STUCK IN HER ASS. Now being a good 911 operator the person ask if there is any bleeding, any damage to the anus, or colon, but if you listened closely you hear what appears to be the other operators laughing in the back ground. The girl goes on to explain there isn't any bleeding but "ITS DEEP IN THERE TOUCHING SOMETHING AND IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD". At one point you feel bad for the girl because she says, while crying, "I CAN'T STOP IT FROM VIBRATING AND I DON'T LIKE IT".
So finally you hear the operator sending a message to an EMT. Apparently the girl was at the motel with an older woman having dildo butt sex. Supposedly, she was hysterically crying because her parents had to be notified and they didn't know she was a lesbian. Great way to come out to your parents, huh?!
911, DILDO IN BUTT, LESBIANS, MEDICAL EMERGENCY, great ingredients for a wonderful bar story. The lesson here is make sure you tie a safety string at the end of your Dildos, you never know how deep it might go and when you find out, it may not come back.
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Last night I attended happy hour with some co-workers and a former employee of the company met up with us. She came with a friend who's boyfriend happens to be a 911 operator. After several drinks and conversations this girls tells us her boyfriend sent her a voice mail about a ridiculous 911 call and proceeded to play the audio for us. Now this is illegal but after I explain the call you know its worth it to share.
The 911 call came from a 19 year old girl in a motel some where in up state new york. Knowing that her story may sound bogus the first words to the 911 operator were "PLEASE DON'T HANG UP THIS IS SERIOUS!" The girl then proceeds to explain that she is in a motel with a DILDO STUCK IN HER ASS. Now being a good 911 operator the person ask if there is any bleeding, any damage to the anus, or colon, but if you listened closely you hear what appears to be the other operators laughing in the back ground. The girl goes on to explain there isn't any bleeding but "ITS DEEP IN THERE TOUCHING SOMETHING AND IT DOESN'T FEEL GOOD". At one point you feel bad for the girl because she says, while crying, "I CAN'T STOP IT FROM VIBRATING AND I DON'T LIKE IT".
So finally you hear the operator sending a message to an EMT. Apparently the girl was at the motel with an older woman having dildo butt sex. Supposedly, she was hysterically crying because her parents had to be notified and they didn't know she was a lesbian. Great way to come out to your parents, huh?!
911, DILDO IN BUTT, LESBIANS, MEDICAL EMERGENCY, great ingredients for a wonderful bar story. The lesson here is make sure you tie a safety string at the end of your Dildos, you never know how deep it might go and when you find out, it may not come back.
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