Session Start (F.L.O.M:GHOST): Tue Jan 22 14:18:31 2008
[14:25] GHOST: did you see Spiderman 3?
[14:33] F.L.O.M: yeah man saw it
[14:33] F.L.O.M: un-impressed
[14:38] GHOST: dude....KIRSTEN DUNST is a movie star???????
[14:38] GHOST: I can be a MOVIE STAR!!
[14:38] GHOST: lol
[14:38] GHOST: WTF
[14:39] F.L.O.M: lmao
[14:39] F.L.O.M: ROFLMAO
[14:39] F.L.O.M: HAHAHAHA
[14:39] F.L.O.M: SHE IS WACK
[15:00] GHOST: Dude in the comic book- Mary Jane was super fine
[15:00] GHOST: in movie she is super wack
[15:01] GHOST: dude seriously man I know mad people with more personality than this chick and yeah I know some people crack when on stage or cameras role... but I know a few myself included who can do 10X better than this chick
[15:01] GHOST: dude she is walking cardboard
[15:01] F.L.O.M: lmao
[15:01] F.L.O.M: hahahah
[15:01] F.L.O.M: cookie cut out man
[15:01] GHOST: when she got tight at peter for not caring about her, I was happy she bounced
[15:01] F.L.O.M: I had this convo with some
[15:02] GHOST: spidey should have bone-ded the blond chick and kept it moving
[15:04] F.L.O.M: had it today about Jennifer Aniston
[15:04] F.L.O.M: another regular cardboard WHYTE chick man
[15:04] F.L.O.M: got nothing to offer
[15:04] F.L.O.M: offer but her WHYTE-ness
[15:07] GHOST: dude AT LEAST- Aniston played well off the other WHYTE fake NY characters on Friends plus she gave a few million women a HAIRCUT to copy
[15:07] GHOST: but Aniston’s on film is garbage
[15:08] GHOST: straight up NO SODIUM SALTINE CRACKER
[15:08] F.L.O.M: ROFLMAO
[15:08] F.L.O.M: HAHAHAH
[15:08] F.L.O.M: THATS WHAT I SAID IN THE CONVO
[15:08] F.L.O.M: SHE JUST CRACKER
[15:08] F.L.O.M: STALE
[15:08] F.L.O.M: CRACKKER
[15:08] GHOST: No where near a RITZ, whole grain Saltine or a WHEAT THIN which is great
[15:09] GHOST: just a plain ass, no flav saltine
[15:09] GHOST: but Aniston is still 100 X's better than Paris Hilton
[15:09] GHOST: lol
[15:10] F.L.O.M: yeah, well Paris is another beast
[15:10] F.L.O.M: she aint some mid west average WHYTE chick
[15:11] F.L.O.M: she some orange county coke smut
[15:23] GHOST: dude if Dunst/Aniston are WHYTE snow
[15:23] GHOST: Paris is NYC YELLOW SNOW
[15:24] F.L.O.M: lmao
[15:24] GHOST: you feel me
[15:24] F.L.O.M: hahahhahaha
[15:24] F.L.O.M: yea man
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Bananas are a great food. They're loaded with vitamins and nutrients such as potassium which are great for your health. They're portable and don't require special packaging.
However to their detriment because they are shaped like a COCK they are also the most blatantly HOMOSEXUAL of all the fruits.
Its almost impossible for a man to eat a banana without looking like he is performing a BLOW JOB. It is also very GAY to have the bananas fibrous vein tissue (that most of us do not eat) dangle from your mouth like a CUM SHOT.
You almost have to lock yourself in a closet to eat a banana in peace. and of course there is a double standard in this, there is almost nothing as EROTIC as watching a woman eat a banana.
Just an observation that's all, excuse me while I go eat a banana in shame.
(Disclaimer- this is just an observation, not an attack on anyone's lifestyle or preferences in fruit)
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However to their detriment because they are shaped like a COCK they are also the most blatantly HOMOSEXUAL of all the fruits.
Its almost impossible for a man to eat a banana without looking like he is performing a BLOW JOB. It is also very GAY to have the bananas fibrous vein tissue (that most of us do not eat) dangle from your mouth like a CUM SHOT.
You almost have to lock yourself in a closet to eat a banana in peace. and of course there is a double standard in this, there is almost nothing as EROTIC as watching a woman eat a banana.
Just an observation that's all, excuse me while I go eat a banana in shame.
(Disclaimer- this is just an observation, not an attack on anyone's lifestyle or preferences in fruit)
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Brown Log Surprise
Coming into work today I expected to go through my daily routine, log in; check the news; get something to drink; and last but most important, take a trip the "porcelain kingdom" a.k.a. the men's room, to release some evils stored in my bowels.
Everything was going according to plan until I walked into my white-tiled sanctuary and the stench of weekend old log hit me like an ultimate fighter's kick. What the f**k is wrong with people? Seems as if some one dumped a fortified log in there attempted to flush it and never made sure the sh*t went down.
Because of this douche bag everyone suffered including the innocent simply forced to pass through the halls where the bathroom is located. He turned what men use as alone time other than masturbating, into a scene from an horror film. A calm, relaxing, stress releasing session turned into a race to dump and get some fresh air. Worst off it wasn't for hours that maintenance was called to chop the wood and handle the situation. This man should be hung by the testicles for disrespecting one of mans very few sanctuaries.
THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO THE DOUCHE BAGGERY OF THAT DUMB*SS
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Everything was going according to plan until I walked into my white-tiled sanctuary and the stench of weekend old log hit me like an ultimate fighter's kick. What the f**k is wrong with people? Seems as if some one dumped a fortified log in there attempted to flush it and never made sure the sh*t went down.
Because of this douche bag everyone suffered including the innocent simply forced to pass through the halls where the bathroom is located. He turned what men use as alone time other than masturbating, into a scene from an horror film. A calm, relaxing, stress releasing session turned into a race to dump and get some fresh air. Worst off it wasn't for hours that maintenance was called to chop the wood and handle the situation. This man should be hung by the testicles for disrespecting one of mans very few sanctuaries.
THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO THE DOUCHE BAGGERY OF THAT DUMB*SS
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Friday, January 11, 2008
CLEAR HEELS
What exactly is it about clear heels that makes them so damn popular?
Is it that they make women look like they are floating on air? Or cause the makes a woman's legs appear long and toned and/or makes their asses just POP like POW!!!
Is this why strippers & porn stars like them so much??
(speaking of porn- what is up with the chicks not taking off their shoes and dudes who wear ridiculous looking athletic socks pulled all the way up to the knees- WTF?)
Who invented clear heels? This person sitting around one day and said you know what??- that stripper would look 10 times more sexier sliding down that brass pole, UPSIDE DOWN while spread eagle.....WEARING CLEAR HELLS
(and WTF is up with all strippers smelling like strawberries and coco butter? is there like a strippers Costco where you can get this shit in bulk?)
Is it that they make women look like they are floating on air? Or cause the makes a woman's legs appear long and toned and/or makes their asses just POP like POW!!!
Is this why strippers & porn stars like them so much??
(speaking of porn- what is up with the chicks not taking off their shoes and dudes who wear ridiculous looking athletic socks pulled all the way up to the knees- WTF?)
Who invented clear heels? This person sitting around one day and said you know what??- that stripper would look 10 times more sexier sliding down that brass pole, UPSIDE DOWN while spread eagle.....WEARING CLEAR HELLS
(and WTF is up with all strippers smelling like strawberries and coco butter? is there like a strippers Costco where you can get this shit in bulk?)
Monday, January 7, 2008
5RM- The chat sessions- OBAMA's RUN
[10:24] GHOST NYC: nah man..im paranoid as hell-
[10:25] GHOST NYC: homeboy shouldn't even eat fried chicken or ribs until NOV
[10:25] GHOST NYC: and NO WATERMELON
[10:26] GHOST NYC: No TIMS, FITTED's, baggy jeans
[10:26] FLOM: ROFLMAO
[10:26] FLOM: HAHA
[10:26] FLOM: STAY AWAY FROM THE ETHNIC STUFF
[10:26] GHOST NYC: can't even listen to RB
[10:26] FLOM: AHH HELL NAH!! Gotta keep it real plain, like hospital food!
[10:26] GHOST NYC: stay on SOFT ROCK, EASY LISTENING channels
[10:27] FLOM: cant even listen to mary j blige man
[10:27] GHOST NYC: keep his voice at a certain volume
[10:27] FLOM: keep away from 40oz
[10:27] FLOM: bottles
[10:27] GHOST NYC: 40oz drinks PERIOD
[10:27] GHOST NYC: unless he is giving water to homeless or something
[10:27] GHOST NYC: NO POPEYES
[10:27] FLOM: YEAH
[10:27] FLOM: DAMNIT
[10:27] FLOM: no biscuits
[10:28] FLOM: no cornbread
[10:28] GHOST NYC: NO BBQ
[10:28] FLOM: WOWOWOWOW
[10:28] GHOST NYC: straight oatmeal
[10:28] GHOST NYC: all day
[10:28] FLOM: lmao
[10:28] GHOST NYC: ev'ry day
[10:28] FLOM: no coco butter
[10:28] FLOM: ?
[10:28] GHOST NYC: wtf
[10:28] GHOST NYC: are you insane?
[10:28] FLOM: lmao
[10:29] GHOST NYC: dude put it like this- GO into Standard Iowa household- check their fridge and bathroom cabinet
[10:29] GHOST NYC: if its NOT IN THERE, HE CANNOT USE IT
[10:29] GHOST NYC: period
[10:29] FLOM: yeah man i hear ya
[10:29] FLOM: no wash cloths
[10:29] FLOM: lmao
[10:29] FLOM: HAHAH
[10:31] GHOST NYC: he might be able to do that- but he has to keep it undercover, like he going to the pool or gym
[10:25] GHOST NYC: homeboy shouldn't even eat fried chicken or ribs until NOV
[10:25] GHOST NYC: and NO WATERMELON
[10:26] GHOST NYC: No TIMS, FITTED's, baggy jeans
[10:26] FLOM: ROFLMAO
[10:26] FLOM: HAHA
[10:26] FLOM: STAY AWAY FROM THE ETHNIC STUFF
[10:26] GHOST NYC: can't even listen to RB
[10:26] FLOM: AHH HELL NAH!! Gotta keep it real plain, like hospital food!
[10:26] GHOST NYC: stay on SOFT ROCK, EASY LISTENING channels
[10:27] FLOM: cant even listen to mary j blige man
[10:27] GHOST NYC: keep his voice at a certain volume
[10:27] FLOM: keep away from 40oz
[10:27] FLOM: bottles
[10:27] GHOST NYC: 40oz drinks PERIOD
[10:27] GHOST NYC: unless he is giving water to homeless or something
[10:27] GHOST NYC: NO POPEYES
[10:27] FLOM: YEAH
[10:27] FLOM: DAMNIT
[10:27] FLOM: no biscuits
[10:28] FLOM: no cornbread
[10:28] GHOST NYC: NO BBQ
[10:28] FLOM: WOWOWOWOW
[10:28] GHOST NYC: straight oatmeal
[10:28] GHOST NYC: all day
[10:28] FLOM: lmao
[10:28] GHOST NYC: ev'ry day
[10:28] FLOM: no coco butter
[10:28] FLOM: ?
[10:28] GHOST NYC: wtf
[10:28] GHOST NYC: are you insane?
[10:28] FLOM: lmao
[10:29] GHOST NYC: dude put it like this- GO into Standard Iowa household- check their fridge and bathroom cabinet
[10:29] GHOST NYC: if its NOT IN THERE, HE CANNOT USE IT
[10:29] GHOST NYC: period
[10:29] FLOM: yeah man i hear ya
[10:29] FLOM: no wash cloths
[10:29] FLOM: lmao
[10:29] FLOM: HAHAH
[10:31] GHOST NYC: he might be able to do that- but he has to keep it undercover, like he going to the pool or gym
Changing of the Guard
There are specific roles in the entertainment industry that must be filled at all times. We have recently seen a changing of the guard so to speak due to untimely deaths, addictions and rehab, retirements and contract completions.
Position for amazing singer/crackhead wasting their life away
For nut bag junkie whore
Gay Anthem Songstress
Position for amazing singer/crackhead wasting their life away
For nut bag junkie whore
Gay Anthem Songstress
Friday, January 4, 2008
NEWS FLASH-Britney Spears is a Crazy Bitch
This just in....we have news confirming ....that.....
Britney Spears is outta her fakata mind!
Britney Spears was taken to a Los Angeles hospital early on Friday, after police spent about four hours at her house trying to mediate a custody dispute, according to witnesses. Check out the full story from TMZ.
It has also been confirmed that Britney is a selfish bitch. Lindsey Lohan finally got back into tabloid headlines by falling off the wagon on a New Years event in Italy and Britney had to come and steal her shine.
And another legal team drops Britney again after missing 5 deposition appointments.
A lawyer turing down easy money- Britney is really fucked up y'all.
Obama takes Iowa
A necessary first step has been achieved, Barack Obama has won the Iowa Caucus (lol cock-us).
Now the question is can momentum continue to build? Personally I hope it does, it has been 8 long and dark years since anyone has actually felt hopeful about the political future of this country.
I don’t care about your party affiliation or your personal religious beliefs (get it- personal aka keep it to your damn self) – bottom line is the people of this country need at the very least jobs, healthcare, education, domestic safety, economic stability and honesty in Washington, DC
Current REGIME in power has done an amazing job at separating this country from the global community ensuring more hostility towards its citizens, dividing us nationally by manipulating, hiding or being completely ignorant to information. And destroyed the middle class (economics 101- middle class supports the nation- the bigger the better).
I mean if you want to be honest- Bush and his cabinet should be charged with war crimes by the International Courts at The Hague. Expand your knowledge do some reading here about The Hague
Dubya and his buddies should also be brought up on charges by Congress on cronyism that led to unnecessary deaths and hardship that occurred Louisiana because of Katrina Hurricane.
I don’t care about your party affiliation or your personal religious beliefs (get it- personal aka keep it to your damn self) – bottom line is the people of this country need at the very least jobs, healthcare, education, domestic safety, economic stability and honesty in Washington, DC
Current REGIME in power has done an amazing job at separating this country from the global community ensuring more hostility towards its citizens, dividing us nationally by manipulating, hiding or being completely ignorant to information. And destroyed the middle class (economics 101- middle class supports the nation- the bigger the better).
I mean if you want to be honest- Bush and his cabinet should be charged with war crimes by the International Courts at The Hague. Expand your knowledge do some reading here about The Hague
Dubya and his buddies should also be brought up on charges by Congress on cronyism that led to unnecessary deaths and hardship that occurred Louisiana because of Katrina Hurricane.
**Dan Brown head of FEMA was basically full of shit. The Boston Herald revealed that Brown had previously spent 11 years overseeing horse trial judges and stewards for the Arabian Horse Association, and that the Association had asked him to resign. Check the full details here- Dan "the fuck up" Brown
And if you really want to get freaked out, read up on how the Bush family created and grew their wealth and power. The relationship between the Bush clan and the Saudi’s is incestuous to say the least. I have been saying for a while Bush is hiding Osama Bin Laden in his basement in Crawford, TX.
And its common knowledge that Dick Cheney ran Halliburton (aka the Dark Force in the universe) and Condoleeza Rice was an Executive VP at Chevron.
I'm personally fed up with the secrets, the bullshit, the lies, the overwhelming arrogance and amazingly sheer stupidity of the politics that have been abusing this country for so long.
My vote is on the rookie politician- hope he kicks ass and returns the White House back from corporate america and to the people.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
New Years with Strangers
This past New Years celebration was the first time I attempted to go out and party. Usually spent at home or with close family, I decided to meet up with some older chick I knew. Thought I was going to meet up with her and just go party some where.
Instead, I ended up in Long Island at her parents house and ruined my chances of boning this chick. I know it was her mothers house but damn I was down to get that freaky bathroom quiet bone on "SHHHHHHH SHAT UP, shat the f**K up" in the bathroom.
But it all went down hill when she introduces me to her mom, grandfather, cousins, brothers and sister ( who by the way was fine but underage) and I'm like what the f**k.
Of course she's playing that game. Or maybe in HER mind we're already are dating. Of course I start to get drunk and so is she. The chick starts to sleep on me on the couch in front of her fam. What the f**k.
I ended up sleeping over cause i couldn't drive, trapped and sh*t in LI. To make matters worse I slept in bed with her and didn't even bone what the f**k. She might really think we're dating or some sh*t like. She might f**k around and get tight on valentines day if I don't get her a gift.
At least I got breakfast the next morning! haha Thanks MOM!
Instead, I ended up in Long Island at her parents house and ruined my chances of boning this chick. I know it was her mothers house but damn I was down to get that freaky bathroom quiet bone on "SHHHHHHH SHAT UP, shat the f**K up" in the bathroom.
But it all went down hill when she introduces me to her mom, grandfather, cousins, brothers and sister ( who by the way was fine but underage) and I'm like what the f**k.
Of course she's playing that game. Or maybe in HER mind we're already are dating. Of course I start to get drunk and so is she. The chick starts to sleep on me on the couch in front of her fam. What the f**k.
I ended up sleeping over cause i couldn't drive, trapped and sh*t in LI. To make matters worse I slept in bed with her and didn't even bone what the f**k. She might really think we're dating or some sh*t like. She might f**k around and get tight on valentines day if I don't get her a gift.
At least I got breakfast the next morning! haha Thanks MOM!
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