Friday, January 11, 2008

CLEAR HEELS

What exactly is it about clear heels that makes them so damn popular?

Is it that they make women look like they are floating on air? Or cause the makes a woman's legs appear long and toned and/or makes their asses just POP like POW!!!

Is this why strippers & porn stars like them so much??
(speaking of porn- what is up with the chicks not taking off their shoes and dudes who wear ridiculous looking athletic socks pulled all the way up to the knees- WTF?)

Who invented clear heels? This person sitting around one day and said you know what??- that stripper would look 10 times more sexier sliding down that brass pole, UPSIDE DOWN while spread eagle.....WEARING CLEAR HELLS

(and WTF is up with all strippers smelling like strawberries and coco butter? is there like a strippers Costco where you can get this shit in bulk?)

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