SALTINE CRACKERS -The Chat Sessions

Session Start (F.L.O.M:GHOST): Tue Jan 22 14:18:31 2008
[14:25] GHOST: did you see Spiderman 3?
[14:33] F.L.O.M: yeah man saw it
[14:33] F.L.O.M: un-impressed
[14:38] GHOST: dude....KIRSTEN DUNST is a movie star???????
[14:38] GHOST: I can be a MOVIE STAR!!
[14:38] GHOST: lol
[14:38] GHOST: WTF
[14:39] F.L.O.M: lmao
[14:39] F.L.O.M: ROFLMAO
[14:39] F.L.O.M: HAHAHAHA
[14:39] F.L.O.M: SHE IS WACK
[15:00] GHOST: Dude in the comic book- Mary Jane was super fine
[15:00] GHOST: in movie she is super wack
[15:01] GHOST: dude seriously man I know mad people with more personality than this chick and yeah I know some people crack when on stage or cameras role... but I know a few myself included who can do 10X better than this chick
[15:01] GHOST: dude she is walking cardboard
[15:01] F.L.O.M: lmao
[15:01] F.L.O.M: hahahah
[15:01] F.L.O.M: cookie cut out man
[15:01] GHOST: when she got tight at peter for not caring about her, I was happy she bounced
[15:01] F.L.O.M: I had this convo with some
[15:02] GHOST: spidey should have bone-ded the blond chick and kept it moving
[15:04] F.L.O.M: had it today about Jennifer Aniston
[15:04] F.L.O.M: another regular cardboard WHYTE chick man
[15:04] F.L.O.M: got nothing to offer
[15:04] F.L.O.M: offer but her WHYTE-ness
[15:07] GHOST: dude AT LEAST- Aniston played well off the other WHYTE fake NY characters on Friends plus she gave a few million women a HAIRCUT to copy
[15:07] GHOST: but Aniston’s on film is garbage
[15:08] GHOST: straight up NO SODIUM SALTINE CRACKER
[15:08] F.L.O.M: ROFLMAO
[15:08] F.L.O.M: HAHAHAH
[15:08] F.L.O.M: THATS WHAT I SAID IN THE CONVO
[15:08] F.L.O.M: SHE JUST CRACKER
[15:08] F.L.O.M: STALE
[15:08] F.L.O.M: CRACKKER
[15:08] GHOST: No where near a RITZ, whole grain Saltine or a WHEAT THIN which is great
[15:09] GHOST: just a plain ass, no flav saltine
[15:09] GHOST: but Aniston is still 100 X's better than Paris Hilton
[15:09] GHOST: lol
[15:10] F.L.O.M: yeah, well Paris is another beast
[15:10] F.L.O.M: she aint some mid west average WHYTE chick
[15:11] F.L.O.M: she some orange county coke smut
[15:23] GHOST: dude if Dunst/Aniston are WHYTE snow
[15:23] GHOST: Paris is NYC YELLOW SNOW
[15:24] F.L.O.M: lmao
[15:24] GHOST: you feel me
[15:24] F.L.O.M: hahahhahaha
[15:24] F.L.O.M: yea man