Monday, April 14, 2008

People STILL fall for this SHIT !?!?!

There are idiots out there still falling for the "Im a rich fuck from a far away country and need you to hold some money for me" bullshit

ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME?????????

Here's the fast lesson-

1. That sick kid that needs emails sent- She/he is already DEAD-
2. Microsoft, Pepsi, or any other company WILL NOT PAY YOU JACK SHIT for forwarding emails
3. NO ONE in India, Asia, England -NO WHERE - will pay you or me money to "hold" on to money for them while they sort out the NEXT SCAM.
4. NO you will not meet Mr or Mrs. Right or get laid by forwarding that "CUTE" fucking email to 10 of your friends (those 10 people HATE YOUR GUTS BY THE WAY)
(ps if you are counting on emails to get you some booty...you have issues)

And Finally .....Most importantly
5. GOD/ JESUS CHRIST/ ALLAH - (WHATEVER THE HELL YOU PRAY TO) HAVE FAR BETTER THINGS TO DO AND WORRY ABOUT THAN WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE FORWARDED THAT PRAYER TO 10 OF YOUR BUDDIES. WHOM AS YOU RECALL ALREADY HATE YOUR GUTS

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