Wednesday, May 14, 2008

NICK CANNON IS FUCKIN MARIAH CAREY!!!


IT'S OFFICIAL- THEY'RE MARRIED & HUMPING AWAY RIGHT NOW TRYING TO BREED!


Nick Cannon has officially topped Ray J's reign as playa king, by marrying Mariah Carey (healthy, beautiful, talented, wealthy Mariah, not pyscho nut trying to be a rapper Mariah)


Nick married up, which is a good thing for the mogul in training. His past chicks Christina Milan and Selita Ebanks can not hold a candle to Mariah Carey. Simply put the ex'es were fucking jokers. They would have been a drain on your spirit, your bank account and self esteem. Mariah got her own thing going on and really only needs a dude to BONE!!!


Somewhere in the world right now- NICK CANNON IS FUCKING THAT HIGH YELLOW GODDESS MARIAH CAREY....... God Bless you Nick

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