People Still fall for this Sh*T!!!

(trying to make this safe for all my working peeps)

There are idiots out there still falling for the "Im a rich f*ck from a far away country and need you to hold some money for me" bullsh*t

ARE YOU F*CKIN KIDDING ME?????????

Here's the fast lesson-

1. That sick kid that needs emails sent- She/he is already DEAD-

2. Microsoft, Pepsi, or any other company WILL NOT PAY YOU JACK SH*T for forwarding emails

3. NO ONE in India, Asia, England -NO WHERE - will pay you or me money to "hold" on to money for them while they sort out the NEXT SCAM.

4. NO you will not meet Mr or Mrs. Right or get laid by forwarding that "CUTE" F*CKING email to 10 of your friends (those 10 people HATE YOUR GUTS BY THE WAY)

(ps if you are counting on emails to get you some booty...you have issues)

And Finally .....Most importantly

5. GOD/ JESUS CHRIST/ ALLAH - (WHATEVER THE HELL YOU PRAY TO) HAVE FAR BETTER THINGS TO DO AND WORRY ABOUT THAN WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE FORWARDED THAT PRAYER TO 10 OF YOUR BUDDIES. WHOM AS YOU RECALL ALREADY HATE YOUR GUTS