Thursday, December 13, 2007

R.I.P Jessica Alba

No she is not dead, but at the age of 26 is about to become a mom.

Condolences to all the knuckle headed idiots who thought they had a chance with this chick.

Voted finest chick in Maxim OR FHM OR AskMen OR All the above at one point or another- hopefully the universe would be kind and bless her against stretch marks.

And lets not forget about the hormonal gods bountiful gifts! Engorged TIG BITTIES!!!!!

IMO- Jessica Alba from "IDOL HANDS"= AMAZING, Jessica Alba from "Fantastic Four 2"- WTF HAPPENED TO YOU?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who cares if shes prego. I'd still do her. I'd wait till she's like 6 months and do her doggystyle!!

She would love that and so would I.

Anonymous said...

i think it's worse the fucking loser who got her pregnant. am i just hating or his he truely a damn loser. i mean he did get her preggo. damn thats gonna be fucking fun!!!!